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Midnight on a Dead Man's Boat - LP

by Bryan Paul Bell

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1.
Well, the Devil won’t buy my soul No, the Devil won’t buy my soul He took my girl, he left me so alone And I want to join her down below But the Devil won’t buy my soul Well, he bought my baby years ago He paid diamonds and buckets of gold He came today, took her I say “Take me too I’ll sell you my soul. I gotta join her down below” The Devil showed dragged her down through a hole and you know I’ll tell him on the level I wanna go join her down there below I got a soul I’ll sell it to the Devil Said “I don’t want diamonds or gold. You can pay me one piece of coal” He said “No sale, to take you down to hell I’d go deeper than I’m willin’ to go” He’s afraid to go down that low So, the Devil won’t buy my soul No, the Devil won’t buy my soul He took my girl, he left me so alone And I want to join her But the Devil won’t buy my soul No, the Devil won’t buy my soul He said “no sale” my place in hell is Deeper than the Devil will go So the Devil won’t buy my soul
2.
I was healin’, feelin’ better than new Yeah, my heart got stitches when you ripped it in two Then I went to a bar, bumped into you And it hurt like a bitch, my heart ripped a stitch So, I found a doctor to stitch it again He said “Don’t ever talk to her, you’ll rip it again” As I left through his lobby, I cried “Call a hearse” Well, I didn’t know that you worked as his nurse And, I rip a stitch when I bump into you Yeah, my heart starts thumpin’ and it opens anew Well, I rip a stitch when I bump into you There’s a thump, a twitch, and my heart rips a stitch Out of the hospital, back in the game I started seein’ a hospitable girl down the lane And we were rollin’ on her floor and I was doin’ more than kiss her When you walked through the door, lord, you were her sister And I rip a stitch when I bump into you Yeah, my heart starts thumpin’ and it opens anew Well, I rip a stitch when I bump into you There’s a thump, a twitch, and my heart rips a stitch Here’s somethin’ that I gotta note I was born in the year of the goat I’m blamin’ an unlucky star that Everywhere I go, well, there you are Tired of the pain, I knew what to do I packed everything to move to Timbuktu As I jumped on the plane, I bumped into you I didn’t know you liked to go to Timbuktu too And I rip a stitch when I bump into you Yeah, my heart starts thumpin’ and it opens anew Well, I rip a stitch when I bump into you There’s a thump, a twitch, and my heart rips a stitch Well, there’s a thump, a twitch, and my heart rips a stitch
3.
Do you want some advice? Do you want a long life? Well, there’s a lot of girls here And some of them are nice You’ve come to my table You’re drunk and unstable Tryin’ to talk to my girl Step off while you’re able Do you want some advice? If you want a long life Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl We’re in a casino Just outside of Reno Lookin’ to take a chance? I’ll recommend keno There are safer games to play You can turn and walk away Go lose at craps, you’ll live To play another day Do you want some advice? If you want a long life Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl Don’t keep talkin’, don’t keep talkin’ to my girl Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl You’re courting disaster with Skin of alabaster Think a rattlesnake’s fast? Well I can strike faster And if you think you’ve got a A shot at the pink you oughta Tell the man at the bar to call you a car You’ve had way too much to drink Do you want some advice? If you want a long life Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl Don’t keep talkin’, don’t keep talkin’ to my girl Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl I warned ya’ Don’t keep talkin’ to my girl
4.
The Shocker 03:25
Well, it’s never enough It’s never enough I gave you all of my stuff Bent over backward like a slinky It’s never enough Is it ever enough? Bet if I gave you two fingers You’d ask for the pinky So, I’m pullin’ out it shouldn’t be a shock You’re never satisfied so I’m takin’ a walk I’m pullin’ out, it shouldn’t be a shocker You’re never satisfied Yeah, you’re never satisfied You’re never satisfied And everything I’ve tried Has been a swing and a miss Well, you’re never satisfied I should’ve never tried Bet if I gave you that pinky You’d ask for the fist (to the wrist) I gave you an inch to make you smile But after a while you wanted a mile So it shouldn’t be a shocker That this guy’s a walker I gave you an inch I gave you an inch I gave you my inch So it’s never enough It’s never enough I could’ve asked your friends They might have sounded the alarm Well, it’s never enough Is it ever enough Bet if I gave you that fist You’d ask for the arm So I’m pullin’ out it shouldn’t be a shocker I’m pullin’ out it shouldn’t be a shock You’re never satisfied So I’m takin’ a walk
5.
Everything’s for sale Everything we shared This spells out she once cared for me This road sign, she stole it on a dare for me See, everything’s for sale And everything must go Every stupid thing Those plastic gumball rings you see They remind me of a time she clinged to me Eventually, everything must go When he came ‘round Did she discount our love? And all that was? Is everything for sale? And everything must move It all must go today So, would you buy that Game of Life she played with me? ‘cause now it just keeps life away from me And it’s time I, I made my move Now she’s with him Tell me does money always win Over love? I guess it does Because Everything’s for sale So, I’ll take whatever you’ll pay I guess it was worthless anyway Our love And all that was Because Everything’s for sale So everything’s for sale Everything
6.
I wish I hadn’t of met ya Then I wouldn’t gotta get ya I followed you far I left the girl that I’ve know But it’s getting dark And I’m a long way from home I’m a long way from home I’m a long way from home I’m a long way from home And my soul’s torn, it’s tattered and tired And if I hadn’t of knew ya I wouldn’t be runnin’ to ya Or left my daddy’s farm To chase you into the gloam But it’s getting dark And I’m a long way from home Each time I think I’m nearin’ you It’s clear that disappearing’s what you do Still, your voice I’m hearin’ And I’m fearin’ this is some kind of Hoodoo I wish I hadn’t of met ya And if I hadn’t pursued ya I’d be singin’ “hallelujah” Safe in the old churchyard With no stain on my soul I hear the hellhounds bark And I’m runnin’ lost and alone I’m a long way from home I’m a long way from home I’m a long way from home And my soul’s torn it’s tattered and tired Don’t know the way back home And my soul’s torn, It’s tattered and tired
7.
It’s a shame Well, that’s what ya think I’d have money and fame If I just didn’t drink And drinkin’s made me sick in the mind But when I saw a shrink And I told him you were mine Well, he cut up a lime And he made me a drink And that’s why I drink Yeah, that’s why I drink Well, that’s why I drink And you say “Our love is on the brink” But you stay So I drink You say I’m lookin’ unhealthy My eyes are bloodshot and pink Well, baby just take a selfie You’ll see what they see you’ll be agreein’ with me I should drink And that’s why I drink Oh, if you ever chose to go I’d get sober in an hour or so Then you’d know the heights I could scale You see, if you ever chose to leave You won’t believe the things I’d achieve But for now I’ll take a bottle of ale And today I found your note on the sink You wrote you’re goin’ away So I could give up the drink You wrote you’d always adore me That’s when I knew in a blink That you’re the only girl for me I can’t go on without you I can’t believe that we’re through so I’ll drink And that’s why I drink Yeah, that’s why I drink Without her life is hell Hand me another ale and I’ll drink And that’s why I drink Yeah, that’s why I drink Well, that’s why I drink
8.
Well, maybe I’m wrong I belong there with her tonight So I took the evening flight Maybe I’m wrong But it’s been so long Since I felt so right Maybe I’ve lost my mind She seems kind and she’s keepin’ it tight So I left my world tonight Well, maybe I’m wrong But it’s been so long Since I felt so right Take me to her house there driver Help me find her street You’re gonna see some sparks fly It’s the first time that we’ll meet Just take me to her house there driver I need to see Is she everything she looked like In all my magazines? Well, maybe I’m wrong I belong in there with her tonight But her house is locked up tight Well, maybe I’m wrong But it’s been so long It’s been so long Since I felt so right Here upon a tree branch Through her windows I can see Her world the one I’ve dreamed of Since I saw it on TV There outside her garden gate I hear a siren scream Have they come to take me from her? Have they come to take my dream? Well, maybe I’m wrong I belong in there with her tonight But they’ve got me handcuffed tight Well, maybe I’m wrong But it’s been so long It’s been so long Since I felt so right
9.
On Saturday night I’m a God-fearin’ man I wanna wake at first light for the Sunday sermon I want Heaven so at seven I get to bed But at eleven I wake up in the juke joint instead I guess the Devil’s gotta dance The Devil’s gotta dance The Devil’s gotta dance The Devil’s gotta dance Just let the preacher know I did due diligence But the saints don’t stand a chance If the Devil’s gotta dance Well, I wake up Sunday mornin’ like I’m hit by a truck The sermon’s done but I can make the church potluck So I get on my way, in my pocket’s ten bucks Don’t you know that’s what I pay when the Devil’s got to fuck The Devil’s gotta fuck The Devil’s gotta fuck I miss the church potluck When the Devil’s gotta fuck Well, I confess my sins once my stick’s been stuck But let the preacher man know The Devil’s got to fuck
10.
Man, this is good as it gets Man, this is good as it gets Well, you’re gonna get upset You’ll be cold and wet But never forget that Life is always good as it gets Man, this is good as it comes Man, this is good as it comes You might be a banker, a bum Genius or dumb But you’re a lucky one You got life and life is good as it comes We’re all just common folk And we’re fallin’ for a common joke that This life is strife and sorrow We slave today to buy a grave tomorrow We’re so uptight and tense Always worried ‘bout consequences Give up any thoughts of loss or winnin’ You just might find that your world starts spinnin’ And, man, this is good as it gets Man, this is good as it gets Man, this is good as it gets Man, this is good as it gets Man, this is good as it gets Man, this is good as it gets You might not fly private jets Or win all your bets But never forget that Life is always good as it gets Man, this is good as it comes Man, this is good as it comes Yeah, your grave will come But you’re a lucky one When it’s said and done You had life and life is good as it comes

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released December 30, 2023

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Bryan Paul Bell Long Beach, California

Featured in popular TV shows like "What We Do in the Shadows" and "The Vampire Diaries," Bryan's musical style tends toward the eclectic.

"Ripped a Stitch" from his new album, Midnight on a Dead Man's Boat, spent seven weeks in the World Indie Music Chart's top 10.
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